Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Expecto Patronum

     I've been seeing Mr. Houdini's shows for the past four years and I've never tired of the illusions, the spectacular mystery, or Mr. Houdini himself. Houdini is an artist, dare I say, enigmatic. His restricted affect intrigues me and I feel his cryptic hold on me. Houdini is nothing short of an underground wizard.
      It's been a year since I started shadowing Harry after each show. That first night I followed him to a lively cafe for an autograph and a moment in his presence. As he sat at a small round table with a crew of people, he accepted my request with a smile. Something I hadn't seen before in his shows. I spent the rest of the night across the street peering into the cafe window at the man I admired. Who was he off stage? I imagined him to be the kind of man I would be friends with.      
   And so I got to know things about Harry...private things. I knew where he'd be any day of the week, I knew his friends that he saw every Friday night, I watched him woo frequent women, I even knew which cologne he preferred. In the beginning it started as an innocent hobby, per se. I'd buy a ticket to his show, get there early and stay until the end. I would follow Harry as he left his private exit at the theater to attend champagne dances and lavish lounges. But somehow along the way, I got lost in the envy of his seemingly glamorous lifestyle. He ate at restaurants I didn't even know I should care about, and he wore suits I couldn't afford... Why did he deserve to be paramount and not me? 
   After months of coveting Mr. Houdini, my admiration turned into bitter resentment. My lust had transposed to a dark grudge. Tonight, I too would be an illusionist. I would make Harry Houdini disappear.

... Poor fellow didn't see it coming when I snuck up behind him and put a knife to his throat.

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